Your mom won't approve.

Newly launched and deliberately small-scale: hand-printed T-shirts in small batches, no mass production. Each one is pressed by hand after you order, so yours is made for you, not pulled off a pile. And you're dealing directly with the person behind the press.

Shirts

viu hiuft viu CHF 30
kiss my acid CHF 30
meh isch meh CHF 30
techno hilft CHF 30
i ghöre nume mimimi CHF 30
acid penguins CHF 32
om nom nom CHF 30
mimimi CHF 30
techno hilft (warped) CHF 35
kiss my acid (streetparade edition) CHF 32
custom design
custom design On request

One guy, one press

That is the whole operation. I print shirts in Bern, on the side, when there is time.

Every quote here comes from real life. Things friends said, things overheard, things worth keeping. Quotes with a wink, the kind that earn you a side eye in public (or a smile). Honest, direct, straight out of everyday life. Real words, not ad copy.

Every shirt is pressed by hand, one at a time. That means each one sits a little differently, and that's the point: yours is the only one exactly like it. If something's off, tell me and I'll make it right.

This is a side project, not a warehouse, so shirts go out when I get to the press. Good things take a minute.

Got a line of your own? Send it over.

Ask for a custom print See the shirts